Hump Day Inspiration

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Hump Day Inspiration

Hump Day Inspiration

One of my goals for 2013 is to put my trust in God more and find peace with Him.  I know I worry a little to much about the minor things in life!

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Hump Day Inspiration ~ Giving Glory

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Hump Day Inspiration ~ 10 Ways Being A Theatre Major Prepared Me

One of my college professors recently shared Tom Vander Well's interpretation on how being a theatre major can help you in life, especially when what you are doing now, may not have absolutely anything to do with theatre.  I'm a proud theatre major and becoming one was one of the best decisions I have ever made!  You can read Tom's original post HERE.

Hump Day Inspiration: For Those Of You Who Have Pets

A friend of mine sent this to me yesterday and it is just too TRUE and too FUNNY to share.  Enjoy!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT’S ALSO A TRUE STORY.

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are

yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my

food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean that

is suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in

the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing

me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me doesn't

help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when

they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that

sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the

other end to maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but

sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by

some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is

not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your

paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through

the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for

years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the

other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message

on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here....you don't.

(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.  That's why they call it “fur”-niture.

(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,

(2) don't ask for money all the time,

(3) are easier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive the car,

(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;

(7) don't smoke or drink,

(8) don't want to wear your clothes,

(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,

(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and

(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.....

Hump Day Inspiration: How To Pray For Your Husband

Saw this on FRIED GREEN PICKLES today and just had to share! Happy Wednesday loves!

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Hump Day Inspiration: 25 Things I Learned In My 20s

Read this last night on Facebook and couldn't resist.  Now granted I still have 2 more years in my 20s I believe this hits home with all late 20, early 30 somethings.  Its SO good on so many levels.  Numbers 2, 3, 8, 17 and 25 are my personal favorites.  Thank you RYAN O'CONNELL for putting my feelings into words!

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Hump Day Inspiration: 27...or 28??

I died when I read this...laughing that is.  Working downtown I am constantly reminded by the pretty young CofC things that I am definitely NOT in college anymore!  I'm also pretty sure this is legit for about age 27-30ish!

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Hump Day Inspiration: Prayer Request

For the Rice family during this difficult time...

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I tend to get caught up in life's little messes and not focus on the big picture.  I don't think I thank my husband (or family) enough for bringing me back down to earth and reminding me how great our life actually is.  

  

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I mean really...(and sorry to those of you who are not HP fans)

Hump Day Inspiration: Southern Hospitality

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Hump Day Inspiration--Cat Laughs

If only this were an orange kitty...

 

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